FOREWORDS

If dreams weren't meant to come true, or give you something to strive for, why would our thoughts conjure up such things?
~~ Lynn C. Conaway ~~
Those who win the wars write the History. Those who suffer write the Songs.
~~ Irish Proverb ~~
Half an Aunt's job is to harass the young. The other half is to corrupt them. I excel at both.
~~ Laura J. Speaker ~~

Monday, May 28, 2007

The Dallas Vacation, Or There And Back Again

Word of the Post
Today's word is: peregrination
/per'e*gri*na"tion/ noun
Travel, especially by foot, from one country to another; wandering, sojourn, pilgrimage.
We went to Texas on our vacation, I think that can count as a peregrination. Texas is "a whole other country", after all.
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I got back from St. Louis, and had two days to do laundry and sleep in my own bed before taking off again for Dallas. We spent our time going to various destinations. We determined that we could spend a whole week (twice the time we had) and still not do all the things that we wanted to do in and around Dallas. This "whole other country" has a lot of things to do.

We first went to see the Body Worlds exhibit, on its last weekend at the Dallas Museum of Nature and Science. This is the same kind of display featured in the newest James Bond film, Casino Royale. I first heard about Body Worlds on another blog, where the girl's hubby went to see it in Chicago, and she wanted to know if anyone else was grossed out or offended by the displays. I have to admit I wanted to go for the simple reason of morbid curiosity. I wanted so very much to ogle the inner workings of the human body. I would be happy to show you pictures, but they wouldn't let me take any. I did buy a book, and I can send you to their site and you can look at the displays for yourself. If you get a chance, definitely check it out. They are actual bodies, and they are not clothed, many even do not have skin. The muscles in the genitals are not hidden, nor are they vulgar...but it may not be something you want children to see. It may not be something
you want to see, either.

We next went to the Dublin Dr. Pepper Bottling Co. in Dublin, Texas. This is the only company that uses Pure Cane Sugar, instead of Corn Syrup to sweeten the drink. We took a tour, and learned all about the history of Dr. Pepper.

This is a can that is on the property of the Bottling Co. It is at least 13 ft. high, and if you click on it, you can see that can hold, by their estimations, around 3,306 gallons of Dr. Pepper. Talk about a caffeine addiction!

This is the light test, to see which bottle is properly filled and mixed. They test about one out of every 100 bottles this way. The one on the left is without much syrup at all, and mostly soda water. Way salty, and no flavor... not a good drink. The one on the right has way too much syrup in it... I can imagine that it would taste pretty good, but if a bug or something was hiding in there, you would get that, too. Obviously, not a good drink, either. The two in the middle are the proper color range, but the right of these two is filled too high in the bottle, and won't have the proper fizz when opened. The second from the left is the proper proportions, the right color, and a near-perfect mix. These large bottles are actually refills. They are older bottles that are accepted for cleaning. The machinery that you see in the left of the picture is where the full and properly mixed bottles come out of the machine, and get picked up and put in crates, like the one below the light box.

The main reason to visit Dallas is friends. We have many friends and a few family members who live in the MetroPlex. We stopped at Reaper, and bought a few miniatures. We tried to lynch the Ded King, but he was on the clock, so we let him live. (That joke was for Teh Club, and if you get it, good. If not... sorry. Take too long to 'splain.) We did get a mini tour of his workspace, and met the resident shop kitty. If you don't know what Reaper is.... you must not play D&D. I don't play, either. I only know about it because I know a guy who works there. But hey, you can go and take a tour sometime. You will probably meet our friend.

We spent our nights with friends who used to live here in OKC. They now live near Dallas. Sandman, his wife, Monkey's Momma, and three Sugar babies. The first kiddo (11) is Sugar Bear, my buddy. He was very small when we all met, and he has grown up to be quite a special little man. The second kiddo (8) is DH's girlfriend, Sugar Bunny. For some reason, my hubby attracts the attentions of little girls at church under 2. They think he is fun to play with, and they flirt like crazy with him. This one we met when she was born (the Black Hole of Babydom sucked him in!). Their third kiddo (2), Sugar Monkey, is the miracle child.

Sugar Monkey has cerebral palsy, hydrocephalus and other issues. Sandman and Monkey's Mamma were told that he would be nothing more than a vegetable. Those doctors were wrong. Totally wrong. This little boy is learning. He needed help to get on his knees and hands, but he did the pushing up, he held his head up, and he balanced this way long enough for Sandman and me to get several pictures.

I called this picture "Concentration". He was tired of being up on all fours, but he pushed back up on his elbows. He was listening to that little toy train with very concentrated enthusiasm. Clarity in those little eyes, can you see it?

This tired boy had been up on all fours for roughly five minutes, and was resting. He put his head down, and rested for a bit, and then picked up and turned his head and looked again at the train. Twice, at least. This kid is strong, and getting stronger every day.

Finally, we see why he is Sugar Monkey. This is Monkey's Momma tickling and smooching the Sugar Monkey. He was smiling a bit before, but this is a picture of a full-on giggle. He has such a sweet spirit. He can say Hi, and DaDa, and he gives verbal and touch cues to show that he is understanding things like singing and clapping. He is legally blind, but that doesn't stop him from showing me the face of God.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Who Said Presidents Have To Be Dull?

Word of the Post
Today's word is: jobbernowl
/job"ber*nowl'/ noun
Stupid fellow, blockhead.
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Take for example, Michael Moore. He is a classic jobbernowl. How do I know this? Well... he challenged a presidential hopeful to a debate. He got refused in the best way possible: Fred Thompson recorded a little spot that ended up on video the world over.

First, we have the letter. If you can keep up with this, understand it, and even read it all, I give you a gold star (like Jared does). I don't want to post the whole thing, it is BORING, and, as we have already discussed, the man is a dullard. Go to his site, where he actually posted a letter. (I have to link there, because I didn't want that blathering to appear in print on MY blog.)

http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/message/index.php?id=208

Next, we have the video response. I admire Thompson for this. He, like Reagan, is an actor first, and a politician next. He has the training and practice to speak to the people, he is a good communicator. He can say more than two sentences without saying "Um.." every three seconds. The best part of this response is the underlying theme that M.M. is nothing more than a bother, a fly in the face, and not deserving a whole debate, but only the tiniest of responses. I like Fred's humor. {Edit: I had to change the video clip, because the copy I had went away...so I linked up to the original site. Go there and play the video clip. Hopefully this will work for a longer time. Sorry for any confusion.}


http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=611

Now, go to the library and check out "Michael Moore is a big fat stupid white man" by David T. Hardy and Jason Clarke. If you couldn't tell from the letter and the response, they were right.

Name That Meme!

I have already done a post today, so this one will not have the word. Well, OK, technically the last post was yesterday, as it is now post-midnight. But I haven't slept, so it is still Today to me. I feel that since I have been gone so long, without a computer at hand, that I need to make up a little time with all of you. Guilt! The great motivator.

I tried first with my given name, Michelle, and then it occurred to me that most of you know me as Chelf, so I did that too. C was harder than M. Just so you know.

DH came in and saw what I was doing, and said this was like Scattergories, only personal. Anyway, I stole this after seeing it on two other blogs I regularly visit. Here be me answers. Steal this from me too. Go ahead. Make My Meme.

RULES
• Use the the first letter of your name to answer each of the following.
• Answers must be REAL places, persons, things. . .NOTHING MADE UP!
• If you can't think of anything, skip it.
• Try to use different answers if the person before you had the same initial.
• DO NOT use your name for the boy/girl name question.
• DO NOT use a search engine to look up answers!
• GO!

1. Your Name: Michelle/Chelf
2. Famous singer/band: Madonna/Cindy Lauper
3. 4 letter word: Move, More/Can't, Cone (Ice cream!)
4. Street name: Montgomery (in ABQ, Liz!)/Churchill Way
5. Color: Mauve/Cerulean (shade of blue)
6. Gift/present: Movie/Candy
7. Vehicle: Mustang, Ford/Cabriolet, VW
8. Things in a Souvenir Shop: Mirror/Coins
9. Boy's Name: Mahlon/Caleb
10. Girl's Name: Michaiah/Charissa
11. Movie Title: Mask/Caddyshack
12. Drink: Mojito/Cognac
13. An Occupation: Mortician/Counselor
14. Flower: Marigold/Carnation
15. Celebrity: Marlon Brando/Camryn Mannheim
16. Magazine: Mademoiselle/Car and Driver
17. U.S. City: Medford, OK/Chattanooga, TN
18. Pro Sports Team: Miami Heat/Colorado Avalanche
19. Fruit: Mango/Coconut
20. Reason for Being Late to Work: Moron in Traffic/Can't find parking space
21. Something You Throw Away: Mold/Charred meat
22. Things You Shout: Mayhem! Madness! Mischief!/Cannibal! Call a Locksmith!
23. Cartoon Character: Maxine/Cathy